The Scrotum Is Nuts
Soccer fans call it brave goalkeeping, the act of springing into a star shape in front of an attacker who is about to kick the ball as hard as possible toward the goal. As I shuffled from the field, bent forward, eyes watering, waiting for the excruciating whack of pain in my crotch to metamorphose into a gut-wrenching ache, I thought only stupid goalkeeping. But after the fourth customary slap on the back from a teammate chortling, â€œHope you never wanted kids, pal,â€ I thought only stupid, stupid testicles.
Natural selection has sculpted the mammalian forelimb into horsesâ€™ front legs, dolphinsâ€™ fins, batsâ€™ wings, and my soccer ball-catching hands. Why, on the path from the primordial soup to us curious hairless apes, did evolution house the essential male reproductive organs in an exposed sac? It’s like a bank deciding against a vault and keeping its money in a tent on the sidewalk.
Some of you may be thinking that there is a simple answer: temperature. This arrangement evolved to keep them cool. I thought so, too, and assumed that a quick glimpse at the scientific literature would reveal the biological reasons and Iâ€™d move on. But what I found was that the small band of scientists who have dedicated their professional time to pondering the scrotumâ€™s existence are starkly divided over this so-called cooling hypothesis.